Let’s All Pretend We’re Normal.

Despite some silliness with the airport security people and their idiot rules about toiletries and lighters, the holidays with the fam were not so bad. I ate entirely too much and slept entirely too little, but overall, I’d have to mark this Christmas in the “non-suck” column.
(The airlines will now let you bring liquids, but [...]

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas….Dammit.

In a departure from previous years around this time, I’m going to try not to bitch about Christmas.
HAHAHA. I crack myself UP, I tell you.
I am, however, going to try to bitch about NEW things about Christmas, instead of the same old “I hate airports, I hate my annoying stepfather, I hate buying presents [...]

Greetings, Salutations, and All That Shit.

If you’re here, you probably saw me somewhere before, so I’ll skip all that “getting to know you” rot and get right to my usual cursing, blaspheming, and talking about my cats.