Ten things that are currently pissing me off (Pete initiated this trend today, and since I’m feeling cranky but simultaneously incapable of telling an actual beginning-middle-transitions-end story, I thought I would institute as a new, well, that M-word that I fucking think is stupid):
(1) Ms. Whiny. I don’t have another actual trial with her till [...]
Entries from January 2007
January 25, 2007
Would You Like a Side of Cranky with That?
January 23, 2007
“…where my lovelight’s waiting silently for me.”
This postcard was sent to PostSecret, and I guess it really struck a chord with me.
I have lived on my own, away from my family, since I was 18. I have a life: friends, pets, car, apartment, job. “Home” is where I get up in the morning, return at the end of the day, where [...]
January 17, 2007
The 8th Circle of Dork.
Amazon, you can kiss my white dimpled ass. The last time I preordered something from you (Harry Potter), it arrived in a special box on my doorstep the day it was released. But evidently, while you will cater and pander to book dorks, you’re leaving video game dorks out in the cold.
I pre-ordered World of [...]
January 15, 2007
More Nuts than a Squirrel with OCD.
Last week was nuts. N-V-T-S nuts. (Bonus points to those who can identify the source of this quotation.)
I had a hearing. With Ms. Whiny. And she was a complete fucking bitchy ho-bag the entire week. I will grant you, most attorneys display version of bitchy, whiny, asshole-icious, or otherwise sucktacular behavior during trials. However, [...]
